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96+ wedding speech opening lines that actually land
The first sentence is the hardest one — so here it is, done for you. Funny, heartfelt, and short openers for every seat at the head table. Copy one, or have three written just for your speech, free.
Best man · Maid of honor · Father of the bride
Best Man opening lines
Real best man speech opening lines you can use tonight — funny openers, heartfelt first lines, story launchers, and short confident starts. Copy one, or generate three personalized lines free.
“They say never open with ‘for those who don’t know me.’ So instead: hi, I’m [Name], and [Groom] still owes me forty dollars.”
“Twenty years ago I met a kid on the first day of school who shared his lunch with me. Tonight I get to stand next to him on the best day of his life.”
“The first thing you should know about [Groom] is that he plans everything. The second thing is that meeting [Bride] was not part of the plan — and it’s the best thing that ever happened to him.”
“Hi, I’m [Name] — best man, best friend, and after tonight, best storyteller [Groom] has ever regretted trusting.”
Maid of Honor opening lines
Real maid of honor speech opening lines — funny first lines, heartfelt best-friend openers, story launchers, and short confident starts. Copy one, or generate three personalized lines free.
“Hi everyone, I’m [Name], the maid of honor — which means I’ve spent the last year as [Bride]’s unpaid therapist, seamstress, and crisis hotline. Worth every minute.”
“Some people get lucky in love. I got lucky in friendship — twenty years ago, when [Bride] sat down next to me and decided we were going to be best friends. She was right.”
“To understand [Bride], you need to know one story. It involves a road trip, a flat tire, and the moment I realized she is the most stubborn, loyal, wholehearted person I will ever meet.”
“I’m [Name]. Best friend for twenty years, maid of honor for one day, [Bride]’s biggest fan for life.”
Father of the Bride opening lines
Real father of the bride opening lines — warm and funny first lines, heartfelt openers, lines that welcome the groom, and short classic starts. Copy one, or generate three personalized lines free.
“Good evening, everyone. I’m [Name], [Bride]’s father — which means I’ve been preparing this speech for about thirty years, and paying for this party for about six months.”
“Thirty years ago, a nurse put a little girl in my arms and my whole life reorganized itself in about four seconds. It has been rearranging itself around her ever since.”
“[Groom], the first time [Bride] brought you home, you called me ‘sir’ fourteen times and complimented my lawn. Smart man. Welcome to the family.”
“For thirty years, my favorite title has been ‘[Bride]’s dad.’ Tonight, I’m delighted to add ‘father-in-law’ to the collection.”
Want to see how a whole speech hangs together? Read 9 complete wedding speech examples, word for word. Writing the rest yourself? Start with the free wedding speech guides, try the free opening line generator — or if the wedding is tomorrow, see the last-minute speech plan.