Wedding toasts, written to order
The toast they’ll still quote at the anniversary.
Answer six questions about the couple — five minutes, tops. We write your opening free, on the spot. Love it, and the full three-minute toast arrives as a polished PDF within 24 hours.
Best man speeches, maid of honor speeches, father-of-the-bride toasts
Three steps between you and a standing ovation
Pour out your stories
Six questions, five minutes. Who you are to the couple, the memories only you have, and the tone you want in the room.
Taste it first, free
We write your opening on the spot — your names, your stories, your voice. Read it aloud before you spend a cent.
Uncork the full toast
For $19, the complete three-minute toast arrives as a polished PDF within 24 hours — usually within minutes — with delivery coaching included.
The five-minute questionnaire
Don’t polish your answers — just tell it like you’d tell a friend. Specific beats eloquent, every time.
What’s inside your $19 PDF
The full toast, word for word
550–700 words — about three minutes at a wedding pace. A hook, your best story told well, a genuine tribute, and a raise-your-glass close the room joins.
Written from your answers, not a template
Real names, real memories, the tone you asked for — and nothing you flagged as off-limits.
Five delivery coaching tips
Where the laugh lands, where to pause, when to lift the glass, and how to steady the nerves — tailored to your toast, not generic advice.
A print-ready, phone-ready PDF
An elegant title page and readable type. Print it, or read it straight off your phone at the reception.
Questions, answered
How fast do I get it?
Your free opening appears in about a minute. After payment, the full toast PDF is delivered within 24 hours — most arrive within minutes, and you get an email with the link the moment it's ready.
Can you write a best man speech, maid of honor speech, or father-of-the-bride toast?
Yes — all of them. Uncork writes best man speeches, maid of honor speeches, father-of-the-bride and mother-of-the-groom toasts, and toasts for siblings and old friends. The questionnaire adapts to your role, so the toast is written for your exact seat at the table.
How long is the toast?
550–700 words, which reads as roughly three minutes aloud — long enough to land a story and a tribute, short enough that the caterers still like you.
Will it actually sound like me?
It's built entirely from your own answers — your relationship, your stories, your tone. The preview exists so you can hear the voice before paying; if the opening sounds like you, the full toast will too.
What if something's off?
Email us at [email protected] and we'll make it right. A toast is a one-shot moment — we treat it that way.
Is what I share private?
Yes. Your answers are used only to write your toast and are never published or shared.
Writing it yourself? Start with the guides
Free, practical guides to the three big wedding speeches — structure, timing, and lines that work.
How to Write a Best Man Speech That Actually Lands
The five-beat structure every great best man speech follows, how long to talk, opening lines that work, and the rules that keep you off the blooper reel.
Read the guide →The Maid of Honor Speech, Minus the Panic
A calm, practical guide to the maid of honor speech — the structure that works, what to say about the partner, how to handle happy tears, and lines to open and close with.
Read the guide →A Father of the Bride Toast They'll Frame
How to write a father of the bride toast that welcomes the room, honors your daughter, and lands the emotional turn — with a simple structure and lines that work.
Read the guide →Wedding Toast Examples You Can Actually Steal
Real wedding toast examples for every role — opening lines, tribute lines, and closing toasts you can adapt, plus the anatomy that makes each one land.
Read the guide →The Groom Speech: What to Say at Your Own Wedding
A practical guide to the groom speech — who to thank and in what order, how long to speak, the one line your partner will remember, and how to close.
Read the guide →The Sister of the Bride Speech: Twenty Years of Material, Three Minutes
How to write a sister of the bride speech that uses a lifetime of shared history without turning into a roast — structure, example lines, and the sibling-specific rules.
Read the guide →Short Wedding Toasts: Sixty Seconds, Done Right
How to give a short wedding toast that still lands — a one-minute formula, ready-to-adapt examples, and why the shortest toast is often the one everyone remembers.
Read the guide →Funny Best Man Opening Lines (That Won't Get You Disinvited)
Fifteen funny best man speech opening lines organized by type, the formula behind why they work, and the jokes to avoid — so your first laugh lands in the first ten seconds.
Read the guide →Want to see the finished product? Read 9 complete speech examples →
Frozen on the first sentence? Get 3 free opening lines instantly →
Shopping around? See how Uncork compares to ToastWiz & other AI speech tools →
Wedding tomorrow — or tonight? See the last-minute speech plan →
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